Consider this your warning. What you’re about to see is so harrowing that it may affect your sleep patterns for months to come.
The latest edition of German football magazine 11 Freunde contains a preview of the forthcoming Bundesliga season — and the cover is truly terrifying.
Specifically, it features the mash-up that nobody asked for and none of us ever needed to see: German coaches and Baywatch.
— 11FREUNDE_de (@11Freunde_de) July 27, 2017
The team at 11 Freunde have taken an image of the Baywatch team, clad in the famous red swimsuits once sported by Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra.
However, slapped over the top are the beaming faces of Carlos Ancelotti, Sami Hyppia and Peter Stoger, among others.
We hereby apologise for bringing it to your attention, but we accept no responsibility for mental scarring or tainting of childhood memories incurred as a result.
Chris covers the funny side of the game for ESPN FC in the Toe Poke blog.